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2008-06-15T22:07:00.001-07:00

hello.

2006-11-21T04:01:00.000-08:00

click to see

this is the spastic but cute game that my brother played.
have been going to trngs lately.
and kua3-ing after trngs so i lazy to go blog.
i shall blog once in a blue moon,
nonono make it green moon,
why not rainbow moon?
oh ya, rainbow = spectrum of colours = white.
so in the end the moon is still white. =.=

2006-11-16T23:42:00.000-08:00

2006-11-16T23:05:00.000-08:00

2006-11-16T23:00:00.000-08:00

HISTORY LESSON! XD

2006-11-15T04:41:00.000-08:00

ONE WORD TO SUMMARISE WHATIWDIDATCHALET:
READING!

2006-11-13T04:10:00.000-08:00

MORE JAP LESSONS X)

zero
rei

one
ichi

two
ni

three
san

four
shi or yon

five
go

six
roku

seven
nana or shichi

eight
hachi

nine
kyuu or ku

ten
juu

I like ~.
Watashi wa ~ ga suki desu.

I hate ~.
Watashi wa ~ ga kirai desu.

I like apples.
Watashi wa ringo ga suki desu.

I like peaches.
Momo ga suki desu.

I hate lemons. (for ling ling)
Watashi wa remon ga kirai desu.

I hate watermelon
Suika ga kirai desu.

2006-11-13T03:39:00.000-08:00

A1 PEEPS (28)
GOH JUN XIAN
CLEMENCE WEE JING XIAN
WOO JING WEN
WONG YU XUAN
LEE JUN XI
TAN HAN PING
SUKHANYA SUREISH
NUR'IZZAH BTE MOHAMAD AFANDI
TOH JING KAI
LOW CHUNG YEN MELVIC
WELSON LEE ZHONG WEI
BAEY KOK CHIN
VANESSA KOH SU MIN
CHONG BAO YI
TAN SIU ZHEN SARAH
KOH YAN XIN GLADYS
YAP ZHE LIANG KENNY
ONG JING QIU
CHE JIAN YONG JOSHUA
CHUA YOKE KWAN
OH WEI JUN
KELLYN WONG ZI YAN
LEUNG CHI KWAN
MINU RAJANGAM
TRIPTI ARORA
MANISHA ARVIND SURYAVANSHI
ONG CHUN YAN
CHEUNG LOK YAN MONICA(DRAMA)

A2 PEEPS(17)
WONG NIAN TEE
OH WEN JIA
GOH YU XIAN BRYAN BENJAMIN(DRAMA)
JACQUELINE CHOO MING LI(DRAMA)
IVAN NG JUN LIANG
LOW WAN TING
DAPHNE TAN SU YIN
REBECCA TAN YI XUAN
CLAUDIA ONG XUE HUI
SEOW CHUN LING
TEO MIN HUICH'NG
CHENG YI SAMANTHA
TEH YI YING
FIONNA LEE WEI LIN
TAN HUI PING ANISSA
FIONA TAN YING TIAN
SEET ANN GIE

B1 PEEPS(36)
LI CHU YUN
ANDRE JONATHAN CHANDRA
STEVEN YUWONO
THIVIYAH D/O RAMAN
LEE YING CHYI
PRAVEEN MURALI DAS
YONG HUI YING
CHUA JIA CHERN
SNG TECK KIANG
ONG SENG WOON DENNIS
LEE JIA LE
GOH SI KAI
JOCELYN NG WEN ZHEN
ANG DE RONG
LARISSA WOON CHING WEN
HO ZHEN FENG LEONARD
GOH SIEW JUAN LINDA
LIEW JIA HONG
TEO JIE YI
YAP YUN HUI
PRISCILLIA ANG FANG JUN
YEO YI LONG
LIU YU WEI SEBASTIAN
WONG BOON BIN
LIM WEN ZHEN
LEE YOU EN
CHOW JIE YING
CHOW ZHI YING
LIM WEI CHING
JIANG WENYI TESS
PNG YAO JUIN
FOO JIA HUI
CHAN MUN LING SARAH
LIU CHAO QUN
BENJAMIN LUI LIANG JUN
DESAI AMOL SANJAY

B2 PEEPS(0)
NONE

C1 PEEPS(41)
LIM JIA LE
JACOB NG YU TAO
PATRICIA LOH YING YU
BOH YUE RONG
VICKNESWARAN VASUTHAVAN
MISATO NOMURA
YEW JIA LIN
TAY WEN QIN JARED
SIN XIN PING
SHEN JUNYAO
KANG DE YUAN
NADIA YEO XUE MIN
KHOO YONG LIM GARY
MOHAMAD ASRAF B KAMARUDDIN
MUHAMMAD SAIFUL B NOOR MOHD
JASMINE NGOH XIN RONG
DANNY SOO HONG KIT
CHENG GUANG FU
GOH JIA ERN
PANG YI YIN
CHEW MIN SHAN
SEOW WEI HAO
CARYL ANG CHOR HOON
GAN JIA HUI
LIM YIN LIANG
ZOE ER ZU ER
KRYSTALLE TEH XIN LEI
LIM ZI AI
KOH KAI LING
BRENDA YEAM PEITING
ABDUL KHALIQ B OSMAN
TAN TECK LEONG KENNETH
LEE JIA HUI FIONA
DARYL LIM YU XIANG
ONG JIA XIN
CHUA YING YU
CHEA GUO ZHANG
WONG HUEI TING
CHIN JIAN YU
WILSON LIMLAKSHMI MENON

C2 PEEPS(24)
MAK SIN YING
DENISE YEO HUEY TYNG
LIM SIANG YEE
CHIA GEK LING GRACE
LIM ZHI BIN
LIM MEI SHAN
DOREEN ANG JIA YI
YEO QIAO YIN
TAN JIA YI SHERILYN
TAN JING YI GERMAINE
CHERYL SIAH ZU ER
NUR AISHA BTE MOHAMMAD
MUHAMMED FADHIL B DAUD
LUI JIA EN ALVIN
SITI MARIAM BTE AMIR
DOROTHEA LIM YAN HUI
LIM LI HUI
LOW JUN HAN NICHOLAS
SIOW TING ZHI
TAN SHERMAINE
SOFIYAH BTE SUHAIMI
CHEN MEIFENG
KANIKA BHANDARI
SAMUEL NG LIN KIAT

C3 PEEPS(0)
NONE

D1 PEEPS(15)
MOO BEE YEE
MADUMATHI RAJENDRANM PRAKASH(DRAMA)
POH GANG HAO
CHEW JUN AN
ATHIRAH BTE MUSTAZA
WONG YI QIN
VALERIE SUM XUE HUI
V POORANI
KOK YU XIANG
NAFEESHAH BTE NAHAR
CHAN CHEN TENG
SOH YU HONG JONATHAN
AARYA ANNA SUBASH
CLEON CHUA JIA JIN

D2 PEEPS(27)
ZENG XIAOLING
ALIYA MAISARAH BTE SUHADAR(DRAMA)
LUA LI WEN
JANANI D/O GUNASEKARAN
NUR SOFIHAH BTE MOHD SHA'HAR(DRAMA)
INEZ HUNG HUI MIN
MEENATCHI D/O CHOCKALINGAM
DIANA DENG YU LING
LEE ZI HUI
NURUL AQILAH BTE MOHAMED ZAIN
NIGEL LAU QING XIANG
TOH KAILI TRESSA
HENG SHU BING
NG LAN QI
TONG WEI AN AUGUSTINE
GANESHKUMAR MANIARASU
KHEI XUAN PING CHERIE
VIKKNESHWARI D/O RAJENDREN(DRAMA)
SYATIRAH BTE MOHAMED HARUN
LIM TING LI
ANEESH VASU
CHERYL LEE
ULFAHZATUL TYSHA BTE SHER Z
THEYSHALINI D/O ALAGHIMANVALAN
NUR AFIQA BTE ABDUL RAZAK(DRAMA)
WANG HUI XIAN(DRAMA)
SARANYA(DRAMA)

COMBINED SCIENCE(43)
SUNG SZU-HSIEN
LIN SUJIE
PHUA ZHI WEI
WOO JIEMIN
KOH YU LING JACQUELINE(DRAMA)
DEVARAJ THEVAR
SREEGANESH JAYAKODY
EFFARIZA NURWATI BTE MOHD SOM
RANDY TAN TECK JIN
TAN WEI JIAN EDDIE
LOH ZHANG MING
HO JUNJIE ERNEST
WEE NICHOLAS
JEAN HO MIN
RAYNER SEOW JIANG PEI
LIM ZHAO HUA
YUSAKU FUKUSHIMA
ADELINE YAP BEI XIN
YEO JUN LIN
LOW ZONG HAN
MUHAMMAD AZIZAN B AZHAR
TAN GUI ZHEN
FARAH ADIBAH BTE ABDUL R M
RANJINI D/O VISVALINGAM
LEE SHENG JIE
NEO JUN HE
FOO SHI HAO
HAN CHEE SIEW
TAN CHIA CHIU
JIANG MEI
MOHAMMAD MATIIN HASSAN
HAZWANI BTE HAMZAH
NUR IKMALIAH BTE IDI
SITI NUR AQUIAH BTE MOHAMED S
TENG CHENG JUN CLINT
NUR HIDAYAH BTE MOHAMAD JUANDA
RACHEL LIM EN HUI
SIVAROOBINI D/O KALAIMANI
ALVIN LAM JUN YONG
FION NG JING NING
AINUL FASHA BTE AMRAN
NG PUAY YING
MUHAMMAD KHAIRI BIN SUMARDI(DRAMA)
ROHIT KRISHNAN(DRAMA)

THE GRAPH NADIA DID OF 2/1 PPL:
*clap clap*

2006-11-13T03:37:00.000-08:00

SIANGYEEANDLYNETTECHARSAOBAOVIDEO.
uploaded by nadia. :)

done when we offered them 40cents (each person fork out 10cents)
we can choose the song of our choice and they have to dance to it with actions. :D

starring (if u cant tell):
siangyee as the charsaobao
lynette as the person who eats the charsaobao

click here:
http://s117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/twoonechalet/?action=view&current=MOV03623.flv&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1

2006-11-05T03:27:00.000-08:00

A RANDOM QUIZ

1) How old do you wish you were?
A baby. Don't have to worry about anything like exams. (:

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I don't know. Do you even know? OMGOSH. You do? NERD!

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
What can I do except to kick and curse it and swear never to feed this ever again?

4) Do you count yourself kind?
If I'm gonna be humble, then NOPE. If I'm going for my bhb-ness, then OF COURSE! Haha (:

5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
Never!

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
ALL! First on my list would be jap, korean and malay. (:

7) Do you know your neighbors?
Yes. Malaysia and Indonesia? :D Urm, yes, I do know my neighbours.

8) What do you consider a vacation?
Somewhere really far from home. Has to be relaxing and fun. With friends/ family. (:

9) Do you follow your horoscope?
Uhhh nope. I do read them in magazines though. (:

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
Move next door? okay! (:

11) Are you touchy feely?
I think so. (What's that?)

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
Me and siangyee?
(I am the nice part she's the mean part and we do attract)

13) Dream job?
I can't decide ): Prefably some job that I can slack 23/6. 1 day and 1 hour for work. (:

14) Favorite channel(s)?
SCV channels! And of course local channels! (but I don't watch suria)

15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Out of Singapore (prefably other planets). (:

16) Showers or Baths?
Anything. As long as I can bathe.

17) Do you paint your nails?
Uhhhh. No of course! But I do apply nail polish occasionally. (:

18) Do you trust people easily?
I trust people hardly. (:

19) What are your phobias?
Don't tell you. You may do something to me... ):

20) Do you want kids?
Of course I do but can I skip the process... (:

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
Is blog counted? I do have to write my reflections in the blue notebook during NCOC camp though. (:

22) Where would you rather be right now?
Chalet. :D

23) Who makes you feel warm and fuzzy?
MY EX-TEDDY BEARS! I MISS HIM AND HER! (they have probably become ash by now)

24) Heavy or light sleeper?
No gravity-sleeper (no weight).

25) Are you paranoid?
Do you think I am?

26) Are you impatient?
Impatient? Yepp. I-M-PATIENT! (I am patient)

27) Who can you relate to?
Humans. Duh.

28) How do you feel about interracial couples?
None of my business. (:

30) What's your favorite pick-up line?
I don't do pick-up lines.

31) What characteristics do you see in your dream date?
A guy.

32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
Uhhhh. Don't xiang wai wai. I am sleeping. (guai wor)

33) What did the last text on your cellphone say?
MY HANDPHONE IS CONFISCATED! RARRRRH! ):

34) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
MINE. This question is oh-so-wrong.

35) What colour shirt are you wearing?
Transparent. x)

36) Most recent movie you watched?
Forgot. (STM) =x

37) Name three things you have on you at all times?
My head, hands and legs. (:

38) What colour are your bed sheets?
Lie on my bed and you will know. (:

39) How much cash do you have on you right now?
None. I do not stick cash on my body. =.=

40) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
DRUMSTICK. -Drools.

41) What's your favorite town / city?
Uhh. Singapore! I am so loyal to my country!

42) I can't wait till ...
Chalet! :D (which is tomorrow)

43) What did you have for dinner last night?
Uhh. I can't remember, oh gosh, wait, let me get those stuff out.

44) How tall are you barefoot?
16xcm )))))):

45) Do you own a gun?
This is Singapore, hello?

46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
My own saliva. :D

47) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
On Earth, hopefully. (:

48) Last thing you ate?
Chocolates. M&M.

49) What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing cos I don't want to pay for the broken glass windows. =x

50) Last thing that made you laugh?
Myself! Zi4 high! (((((:

51) Worst injury you've ever had?
Heart injury.

52) Does someone have a crush on you?
Like 5345347573405734 people. (e.g. siangyee)

53) What's your favorite candy?
You! My eye-candy! (:

54) What song do you want played at your funeral?
Let's think on the positive side... Maybe I will become an immortal?

55) Who do you want to do this quiz?
Everyone I linked. (:

2006-11-04T21:17:00.000-08:00

dedicated to jacq :)
maple also requires math.

Ever wondered an easy way to calculate the exp a char needs to go to the next level?

Well, I've done it for u using some A maths techniques,
and a heck load of time,
and of course, thanks to Microsoft Excel (for the graphs and calculations).

There is no definite formula for lvls 1-10, but from here on,
it gets interesting.

Lvl 11-50: y = 0.264376118 * x^(34/9) where y is the exp, and x is the level
This formula has a error range of +3.74% to -7.53% and a deviation of 11.27%.
The reason is that this is the best I can do, and more explanation later.

Lvl 50 onwards: y = 49477.41484 * 1.054770305^x where y is the exp, and x is the level
This formula is the most accurate, and it has a error range of -0.28% to +0.14%, with a deviation of 0.42% in total. More explanation later.

Also, special thanks to mrpps for her formula, which has a total deviation of 0. 072%, more accurate than mine for lvls 50 onwards:y = e^[(0.053351187 * x) + 10.80505242]

So, how did I get all this nice long figures? (read on, and this requires some A maths understanding)

The Starting
I noticed (and anyone should too) that each level's exp to the next is very specific,
and not very round.
Eg, lvl 115 needs 22758159exp to lvl up.
That could not be just random numbers.
Or could it?
It is most unlikely because the creators of MapleStory would then have to spend at least 1 whole week to think of each level's exp requirements and make sure that the gap between each is nicely spaced... etc.
Hence, I thought there most likely to be a formula relating the levels.

Sensing a trail
Any line has a formula on a graph.
But you can't calculate that formula until u know what type of line that is,
be it straight, curve, exponential, logarithm, or polynomial.
So with the help of Microsoft Excel,
I plotted the graph of exp against level and observed.
Here is the graph:

Notice that it is an exponential curve.
I decided to use the trend line function in Excel to set up a smooth exponential curve,
but then it fell short as the graph reached lvl200.
There was definitely something wrong with the curve,
so I went down to check between levels 1-70, and I noticed a "kink" in the graph at level 50.
(I removed the gridlines so that you can see better)

So that would mean a change in formula halfway from level 1-50,
and level 50-200 and beyond.

So on to the calculation
Since level 50-200 was obviously the wider range,
I decided to start on the later part of the graph first.
Most exponential graphs have the formula: y = AB^x, where A and B are constants.
Using linear laws, I was able to straighten up the graph by logarithm-ing both sides to form lgy = xlgB + lg A
This immediately formed a straight line:

Then, printing it out and finding the gradient,
thus the formula of the graph,
I arrived at Y = 0.023157894X + 4.6926.
Then, "un-logarithm-ing" the equation of Y=mX +c,
I arrived at y= 49477.41484 * 1.054770305^x,
and I tested it for accuracy to find that the error range was ony 0.42%!
Now for the lower levels rangeI found, through use of the trend line function in Excel, that the lower levels were curve, or power graphs, and a standard formula would be y = Ax^B where A and B are constants.Using linear law again, I logarthim-ed both sides giving lgy= Blgx +lgA, and it became somewhat a straight line. I say somewhat, because it certainly wasn't close to a straight line, and hence the higher error margin for this formula.

Now for the lower levels range
I found, through use of the trend line function in Excel,
that the lower levels were curve, or power graphs,
and a standard formula would be y = Ax^B where A and B are constants.
Using linear law again,
I logarthim-ed both sides giving lgy= Blgx +lgA,
and it became somewhat a straight line.
I say somewhat,
because it certainly wasn't close to a straight line,
and hence the higher error margin for this formula.

Again, by printing it out,
and finding the gradient,
I found the equation of Y= (34/9)X - 0.57777...and "un-logarithm-ing" both sides, gives me y= 0.264376118 * x^(34/9)

What about levels 1-10?
After plotting several times,
it has no definite shape,
and hence formula would be EXTREMELY complicated, (beyond my skills)
so I've ignored it.

Conclusion
Well, it's been fun doing this,
although it got kinda frustrating at first.

(I thought it was not exponential so I differentiated the graph manually,
that is taking tangents,
then plotting the second graph with the tangents,
differentiate it too,
plot another graph and so on...
hoping to finally arrive at a graph which is straight,
find the formula of that graph,
and intergrate it backwards to find the formula of the first graph.
Well some of you might know...
When u differentiate y=A^x where A is a constant, u get dy/dx=x^n * A^(x-n) so it won't give u a straight line no matter how many times u did that)

Well I hope this helps the maplers.
(and jacq)

2006-11-04T04:41:00.000-08:00

MAPLE 5TH JOB SKILLS <3<3<3 XD

2006-11-03T06:55:00.000-08:00

cometh one cometh all.
ge4 wei4 xiang1 qing1 fu4 lao3
ladies and gentlemen
boys ang girls
read this notice.

ANNOUNCEMENT
there has been a mysterious person infiltrating into my blog.
that weird alien. o.0
whoever can identify the alien correctly will win a reward. :)
(people who know please make fake guesses, don't spoil the game)

2006-11-02T16:59:00.000-08:00

for siangyee (who made this skin for me):
http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20061102.html

2006-11-02T06:37:00.000-08:00

2006-11-02T06:09:00.000-08:00

To summarize the day:

We laughed over forged handwritings, guys-better-than-girls-reasons, and the bag of stuff daph had to carry.

Siang Yee managed to knock over several things at Pastamania and she planned to spend-no-more-than-$5 failed, duh, with temptations all around + 2 spendthrifts.

and she says that :DDLemon icecream is reeeeeeeally sour D:

haha... today was fun XD

2006-10-31T06:41:00.000-08:00

2006-10-30T04:20:00.000-08:00

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO EVERYONE! <3<3<3
http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20061029.html XD

2006-10-26T10:00:00.000-07:00

JACQ
3 places besides infront of me is yannqi

so i traded places with ivan

cause i dont want let him see me

i kena tapped by poodle head

for talking

then after that

we went to hall

for prize giving

then anissa got hte loudest claps

then recess

then concert

and u ppl v random de clap

and dennis stuff woodchips under my butt

and then i traded places

and sat between ivan & dennis

cause amol keep throwin woodchips at me

had drama for 1/2hr

then went amk central go eat

jacq want to makan penang laksa

then go home lor

then rain

i no umbrella

you're gg to blog

and it's my story

WEICHING

stood at the new postion during flag raising

found it weird

and that was the last time i stood with siangyee

in front of junxi

and behind jean

wen to the hall for prize giving

we clapped for cluadia minhui and annisa

for being first

annisa got the loudest clap

too bad there wasnt prizes for topping the overall lvl

or else it would be all from our class

sh0 niicesshhxx worsshhxx

and i hate lingling

got scolded by the poodle head too

i am so disappointed in twoone, expected u all to be better blablabla...

then recess

we went down

came up

and played poker

and mrs ang KINDLY dropped in for a visit

then went to the hall

for deeparaya concert

not as boring as i thought

i didnt sleep

saw poorani and janani on stage

also saw sexy siva catwalking

whooaa

got bored after a while

due to my short attention span

began throwing imaginary oranges at jean

she dao-ed me

threw at liwen, then wanting, then wenjia

and the game got out of hand

did all sorts of tricks with the oranges

and threw them at ivan and jacq

it's a miracle that the teachers did not scold us

*throws some at you*

went back to class after the concert

mrs ang came in

and gave us postcards about neighbours

wheeeee

then spoke to everyone like i zhao2 xia1

hahhahhaa

mrs ang gave me weird faces for acting spastic

chong no.2 who thinks that i am mental

went to angmokio central as a group

spilt up in the end

and ended up eating in the coffeeshop cos i was broke

and walked in the rain with wanting, jean, lyn, siang and daph

only daph and me brought umbrellas

siang was drenched

jean and i took a cab home

dumped my books at my doorstep

cos no one was at home and i didnt have the key

went to compass

went to the library

spent money

came back

slept

blogged

and it's my story

2006-10-26T07:03:00.000-07:00

I MISS TWOONE
My English sucks laa.
I failed the paper 2 (by half a mark).
So I cant express my love for twoone very well.
But nevermind.
Everyone know can le. :D
I am glad that we won all the certificates,
even though i sort of make the class lost some.
If only I studied harder...
SORRY.
But it is not all about the certs.
IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN THE CLASS. <3
EVERYBODY FROM REG NO. 1 TO 40. :D
KOKCHINJIAWENSARAH
JOSHUACLAUDIADAPHNE
AMOLSHUBINGIVAN
JACQUELINEJEANKANIKA
JUNXICHIKWANSIANGYEE
WEICHINGWENZHENYINLIANG
MELVICNICHOLASWANTING
LIWENLYNETTEMISATO
NADIAWENJIADENNIS
PRISCILLIAREBECCAANNISA
YIYINGMINHUIJINGKAI
AUGUSTINEVIJAYWELSON
HUEITINGYIQINJINGWEN
YUNHUI. <3
I long long alr had the thought of writing "testimonials" for everyone
but idiotic zhu lynette did it before me.
SI LYNETTE!
but i shall do it anw. :D
later when i am free.

watch this space.

something exciting is coming your way by weiching.

(remember the art exhibition?) :D

more next time.

kokchin
reg no.1. the wushu pro! shashasha (sound of the knife swishing) we were in the same chinese group last year. u remembered? this person is a smartass. got 22 in overall ranking. didnt know he was so professional. =p

jiawen

another smart person who is going to be transferred to njc. i will miss her, continue to keep in contact yeah? she sits behind beside beside me. i am so proud. she's 11 in level wors. li4 hai4 right? muahahahahaaha. at least she's better than you. :)

sarah

capable chairwoman? nahhhh. more like spastic person. heehee. i sat next to her before, believe me. always going off to media duty. rush here rush there. she can laugh like mad sometimes. hahhahaha. got an A in english compo once. waaaah. i got like a...? always see her and wenjia when i arrive and class. so early sia. at least chong thinks you are sane... :)

joshua

the only one who is in table tennis in our class? a quiet guy la. always helping the teacher set up the labtop or visualiser and stuff. he sits in the corner of the class with junxi. so quiet... you not even can hear a pin drop, you can even hear a paper drop. he doesnt like it when we go to wanting's place and talk because we make too much noise. shhhhh. =x

claudia

super super super smart. walaoooo. why cant i be as smart as her? if only i was her.. if only i was as smart...if only... *slaps myself awake* okay, i shall stop dreaming even though that's my name. gogogogo claudia. dun let me overtake you. some day i will... some day... muahahahaah. what a nice dream. anw, she's a good netballer la. professional one. i am so jealous. rarrrrh. =/

daphne

met her when i was in secone. actually was in a clique with her, shub and wen. dno why there are two seperate cliques now. drifted apart bah... anw, now i am still very a good friend with her. right? or she secretly hates me? noooo. DAPHNE! how could you do this to me? *plays the song* how could this happen to me~ i made my mistake~ *shuts off the song* ehhh. daphne, we have the same leaf (refer to chong's leaf and stem diagram) wooohooo. she takes the same 159 bus with me. wheeeee. are u jealous? awwww. too bad. she's a darn good netballer la. and she is our vice-chairman. *makes a jealous face* anw, rock on! CA! ENGALS! :D

amol

ncc de. hahhaa. heard that eh keeps pm in his locker. orhorrr. *waggles finger* smallest boy in our class. hahha. but his thinking is not that innocent though. added much fun and laughter to our class la. =D

shubing

dearest shubing. hahahha. sit behind me de. always see a mountain of books behind me. ahhhh. must learn to be like me. so neat ~~or have two tables~~. lol. she very nice de. always... *thinks* *thinks harder* errr. what has she done ah? cant rmb. rofl. she is my reg no. divided by two. 16 divided by two equals to eight! wheeee. she is hist, lit and chi professional. aaaaah. so multi-talented. but she always pon cca. not guai wors. must learn to be more like me. hahahahaa. knew her from secone too. i stilll remembered when she asked for my name and i replied a stupid answer. lol. and she can sing. always singing the chinese songs with liwen... like them when they he chang. wahhhh. *clap clap* wo shi ni men de fen si. <3

2006-10-25T06:26:00.000-07:00

sci 84 (top the class)

maths 92 (above avg. avg is 80+)

geog 88 (top the class with smeone else)

advice given:
the secret is to play comp more often like him.

hi there
for those of you who's interested in my shitty results (yeah right),
here it is:

english - 72 (A2)
higher chinese - 69 (B3)
additional mathematics - 87 (A1)
mathematics - 84 (A1)
biology - 80 (A1)
chemistry - 79 (A1)
physics - 72 (A2)
combined humanities - 73 (A2)
civics and moral education - A

total - 616/800
percentage - 77.0%
L1R4 - 6
L1R5 - 8

i thought i could have done better, but what done is done and cannot be undone though you want it undone.
so yeah.
hope your results are good. =]

these two people...go and bang ur head against the wall! zzz!

2006-10-25T05:55:00.000-07:00

WOOTS.
FEEL LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPS TODAY.
WHEEEEEEEEEE.
HERE GOES.

SEXUALITY EDUCATION WAS BORING.
DISAPPOINT ME. =/
HAD A ROCK BAND CONCERT AFTER THAT.
2 BANDS WERE HERE. (WHAT'S THE BAND'S NAME? UHHH. I FORGOT. =P)
HIS ACTIONS WERE QUITE PERVERTIC THOUGH.
KEEP OOOH-ING AND AAAH-ING.
HAHHAHA. =)

LIHUI IS A BIGFATIDIOT.
NEVER INFORM THE SECONES. (BUT IT IS NOT HER FAULT LAA)
ROARRRR.
AND HER MENTAL SUMS FAIL LIKE...
HHAHAHAHAHA.
SI BAICHI.
I SHALL TEACH YOU ALL HOW TO PLAY THAT GAME AND SEE IF YOU CAN BEAT ME.
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ME TOMORROW. :D

HERE ARE THE MISTAKES WE MADE:

TODAY HAD FOOTDRILL.
FOOTDRILL STANDARD DEPROVED LIKE 32529529357295725%.
ZZZZ.
I SUCK.
NO. 4 ROCKS!
(ESP IN BELOK)
LIHUI, DUN U MISS YOUR EX-POSITION? =P

NADIA COMEEE BACK (TO NC2)! =/

AND NOW FOR THE CHEESY (BUT IMPORTANT) STUFF:
I LOVEEE YOU ALL TWOONE. :D

TRIP SCI? DOUBLE SCI (PHYSICS, CHEM)?
LIT ELECT? HISTORY ELECT?
DIE.

2006-10-24T03:38:00.000-07:00

ROARR.
A nice start to a post.
I shall do that stupid quiz.
Since my property asked me to. =)
Wo1 gei3 ni2 mian4 zi4 wor. ^^
But I modified the quiz a little.

1. Think of 16 interesting things about yourself, they've gotta be true.
2. Think of 8 false things about yourself, but for fun's sake keep them in the threshold of believability (cheem wor).
3. Jumble them all up together and list them in any order.
4. Post them and let people guess which are the eight false ones are!
5. Do not sabo anybody, people shall do it if they want to.
6. You can never ever reveal the answers.

`ONE - I LOVE MY PROPERTY. <3 <3 <3

`TWO - I never change my msn nick.

`THREE - I am on very good terms with Mrs Caroline Lawrence. We LOVE each other. <3>

`FOUR - I live near woodbridge. =)

`FIVE - I rebonded my hair before.

`SIX - I had plastic surgery before.

`SEVEN - I play maplestory. =)

`EIGHT - I am a homosexual.

`NINE - I am the manager for yu4 tu4 ying1 yue4. ^^

`TEN - The bag I am carrying now is bought my my friends. =)

`ELEVEN - I sit next to guys in class.

`TWELVE - My register number is sixteeen. YAYY. SIXTEENROCKS. =)

`THIRTEEN - I secretly smoke.

`FOURTEEN - I am wearing a wig.

`FIFTEEN - I am very fat. =/

`SIXTEEN! - My eyesight is not perfect. =/

2006-10-24T01:01:00.000-07:00

2006-10-23T05:31:00.000-07:00

~~NCOC CAMP COURSE DAY~~

ANDERSON CAMP! <3>

THE BLUE FORM.
OPTIONS.
CHOICES.
CONFUSION.

2006-10-23T05:20:00.000-07:00

THE NEW SENSATION THAT IS SWEEPING OVER THE TOWN.
KAT-TUN & NEWS!!!
kawaii~
cool ~
and so cute~
especially YAMAPI, AKANISHI JIN AND KAME!

OMGG.

"okay minshan, can you remove the knife from my throat now?"

2006-10-22T01:18:00.000-07:00

shub and jacq blogged about ivan.
so i shall blog abt him too.
tadaaaaaaaaa~
that's him. <3

2006-10-21T05:55:00.000-07:00

Her name is Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
The quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

2006-10-21T03:55:00.000-07:00

JAPANESE LESSON WITH MISS WEICHING :)

MINASAN MURASAKI!

means in japanese:
everybody is purple

yayyy barney! <3>
Iie. Watashi wa zibura ja arimasen!

means in japanese:
No, I am not a zebra!

I don't have stripes.

CHAAAA!!!!! (as said by sakura)

means in japanese:
YYEEAAAH!

Haruno sakura says it a lot in Naruto, if you haven't watched it before.

ichi tasu ni wa go!

means in japanese:
1+2=5!

fail maths.
dedicated to siangyee the
2ND HGHEST FAILURE =D

Watashi wa imo desu.

means in japanese:
I am a potato!

Specially for Mr Neo.

Aishiteru!

means in japanese:
I love you.

<3>

Aishitekeeru

means in japanese:
Love is dead.

My favourite.

2006-10-21T03:49:00.000-07:00

SEPTEMBER=LOVER <3

Active and dynamic.

(superactive. uhhh. What’s dynamic? O.0)

Decisive and haste but tends to regret.

(Yepppp. Quite true. =D)

Attractive and affectionate to oneself.

(does that mean zilian? =p)

Strong mentality.

(really?)

Loves attention.

(the good kind. not the i-made-a-mistake-and-everyone-is-looking-at-me-kind. =D)

Diplomatic.

(whats that? O.0)

Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.

(consoling? nope. friendly. maybe. solves people’s problems? I think I create more than I solve them…)

Brave and fearless.

(yay! I am brave and fearless! Watch out everyone! WEICHING THE BRAVE AND FEARLESS is coming! *plays theme song*)

Adventurous.

(u think so?)

Loving and caring.

(hahahaa. Anyone need TLC?)

Suave and generous.

(suave! generous! that’s me! *bows*)

Usually you have many friends.

(if u compare me to a hermit who stays at home…)

Emotional.

(really? I am? Wowwww…)

Stubborn.

(sometimes… =/)

Good memory.

(no way. I am currently suffering from a disease STM*)

Moving, motivates oneself and others.

(oh really? are u motivated by me? gogogogo WEICHING! I do motivate myself!)

Loves to travel and explore.

(yepp. Anybody wna come with me? =D )

Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

(ask my lover. =D)

A great match with some body in june.

(june people come look for me NOW. =D)

*Short Term Memory

2006-10-19T06:48:00.000-07:00

If ignorance is bliss why aren't more people happy?

Do you realize that even as we sit here, we are hurtling through space at a tremendous rate of speed? Think about it. Our world is just a hanging curveball.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Be kind to plants, eat more herbivores.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Everything takes longer than you think.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that i'm right.

We don't discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.

2006-10-18T08:03:00.000-07:00

I know someone that was so stupid that...

She called me to get my phone number !

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

She studied for a blood test.

She tried to drown a fish.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

Are you the one? =p

2006-10-18T07:24:00.000-07:00

Look at me
I'm not so bad
Look my way
I'm getting sad

Don't you see
How much it hurts
Look my way
I'm not dirt

Look at me
Do you see me cry
It hurts so much
I want to die

Look my way
You'll catch me staring
You'll look away
It's not worth caring

Look my way
You'll start to wonder
If I'm Ok
And then you'll wonder..

Look at me
My eyes so far away
So distant from here
Just look my way

Look my way
Look at my wrists
See the blood
Running down my fist

...Because you don't look my way...

Look my way
Look at me
See the blood
Set me free....

I don't care if you don't like me
But please just look my way

...Look at me...

2006-10-18T07:22:00.000-07:00

I use to feel the ice
When you would turn away
Just to see the others
Instead of me that day

I use to feel the fire
When you would scold me so
As I cried into my pillow
Though you would never know

I used to feel the wind
As your hand just missed my skin
Within your dunked rage
Its happened yet again

I used to feel the bravery
As I made you hear my voice
But then it faded into doubt
That you listened there by choice

I used to since your anger
As you stared at me and glared
Though I never figured why
I've always been compared

I used to feel the curiosity
Of what you would do that day
If you would hit, or kick, or merely yell
It didnt matter what I'd say

I used to feel the sting
Of knowing your true hate
And your fierce slap upon my face
Or the breaking of a plate

I used to feel these feelings
Not happiness or hope
Not even mere condolence for the hard times
All I could do was mope

With these feelings as they faded
And also with them meaning
Faded to the good memories
Of which I think I was only dreaming

And so my life went on
With no emotion worth compelling
As you throw me to a corner
And blood I start smelling

And I as lay there dying
I dont even shed a tear
For my feelings are no longer real
And my tears suppressed by fear

And now im just a lonely soul
Thats trying to find the light
Although I'm not sure that i have
The strength enough to fight

2006-10-18T07:15:00.000-07:00

Girls: What do the people from Ouran High School Host Club think of you?

Tamaki: Completely loves you. Forget Haruhi, you're the one he's after.

Mori: Doesn't say much, but he does think that you're a great person.

Kyoya: Thinks that you'd make a great assistant shadow queen.

Hunny/Honey: Thinks that you're a great friend and hopes that you'll eat cake with him.

Hikaru & Kaoru: think you should be a bit more mischievious, but like you none the less.

Haruhi: Says you have a great personality.

Renge: Thinks you need to change your personality a bit.

Nekozawa: Thinks you are cute and wants you to join the Occult. (Don't do it)

=D

2006-10-17T05:08:00.000-07:00

Stupid wenjia, nadia and lynette!
Distract me from doing chong's homework.
ROARRR.
I WNA BE A NERDDD.
A HUGE FRIGGIN NERD. =/

2006-10-17T04:19:00.000-07:00

WARNING: THIS IS JUST A NONSENSICAL DESCRIPTION OF THE THINGS THAT I SAW. PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU CANNOT TAKE IT. OH WELL, I GUESS THE WARNING WASN'T MUCH USE. YOU ARE STILL SCROLLING DOWN.

Trip from bus-stop back home:
1) Five 27 buses.
I didn't know 27 buses have such a high frequency (?) rate.
Just from walking from the bus-stop to the traffic light, I saw not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, okay it's five. FIVE BUSES!
I wished 159 was like that too.
I know lingling wants that too.

2) A man wearing NCO course 2005 (zone 1) t-shirt.
As I walked down the slope, I walked past that guy.
(not shuai de, daphne)

3) A sweet talk empty plastic cup (?) with a green straw lying on the grass.
The cup that I drank also had a green straw!
So coincidental!
Did the cup that I drunk mysteriously teleported there or something?
Hmmmm... I guess it must have learnt "mystic door" from its mistress (yours truly).
It can't bear to part with me.
Keep following me around.
If it were a book title, it would say:
THE HAUNTED BUBBLE TEA.

4) Loong (sounds like goong) truck with 8 wheels.
I reached the traffic lights.
And I saw the loong truck with 8 wheels.
It emitted tons of particles of carbon monoxide and other harmful substances.
*cough cough*
Isn't the haze bad enough?
Still have to add on..
ZZZ...

5) The brown (dead) leaf floated around in the middle of the road (with the help of the wind).
And I looked up.

6) The green man appeared!
Yayyy!
THE GREEN MAN!
I <3>
GREEEN. GREEN. GREEN.
And I started to cross.

7) Five crows flew past.
IT IS A SIGN THAT I WILL WIN THE SCI THINGY. =D
I knew it!
I can feel it!
The vibrant energy!
The strong aura!
I WILL WIN! =D

8) Walked past the zebra crossing.
I have not died yet.
RELAXXX.
I am still here blogging.
You are so relieved that your tears are dripping on the keyboard.
*hands you a tissue to wipe*

9) Walked past the basketball court.
I saw some guys playing.
(relax daphne, not shuai de =/)
I continued walking.

10) Saw the dog (or is it human?) poo.
Sorry, I cannot tell the difference,
they look the same to me.
And there are lots of flies attracted to it.
EEEEEW.
*ran away*

11) A small red new year decoration that people hang.
OMGGG.
I must change my calendar.
My calendar says October 17.
OCTOBER 17 IS NOT NEW YEAR!
STUPID CALENDAR!
Anyway, GOONG XI GOONG XI GOONG XI NI. =D

12) Another brown leaf. (refer to 5)
I cannot be wrong.
The leaves represent you all losing the science bet. =D
All the signs are pointing to me winning.
BEWAREEE!

13) A plant in the pot with no leaves.
Poor plant.
Which heartless person abandoned it?
Although it is old and balding (shedding leaves), you still cannot treat it like that.
Next time when you are old, maybe you will be abandoned too.
Serves you right. =D

14) Propnex flyer.
I picked it up and threw it into the dustbin!
I am a good citizen!
(Actually, I only threw it so that I can post that in my blog. Shhhh. =x)

15) A chiobu opening the letterbox.
(too bad daphne, it's not a shuaige. =/)
Okayyy.
I confess.
It was actually an old aunty.
I was just trying to be nice and make her happy.
Is that so wrong? =/

16) I took the lift up with the litttle girl.
She lives at the 8th floor! =D

----------------END----------------

Ended with a positive note.
The number 16! =D
Yayyy!
Actually wanted to write:
17) I reached home.
But 16 is a nicer number.
Doncha think so? =D

2006-10-16T06:59:00.000-07:00

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always explaining things to them. quote form the little prince

2006-10-15T07:32:00.000-07:00

ystd s0 damn fucked up.cus 0f 1 stupiid fat ass.haha.aniiwae.n0w feel much better liia0s.ii just LOVE my br0s.haha.0waes there t0 cheer me upx when iim feeliing d0wn.haha.mayb iits fate bahs.cabbage aviier deardearx.hahaha.ii LOVE eu al0rtx.0th0u eu n0rt my real steadx ii stiill treat eu as 0ne.thanks f0r 0waes lettiing me when we kpkb at each 0ther.ii n0e eu d0wan quarrel wiif me tats why d0 tatx.thanks al0rtx.LOVE EU S0 MUCH!aniiwaes.iim vry c0nfused ab0ut my r/s.iits liike ii carnt f0rget sum0ne.0th0u we ended up breakiing cuz ii have n0 tiime t0 g0 fiind hiim ii stiill cant f0rget hiim.can anii0ne tell me why??ii realii niid adviices.h0wever ii have feeliings f0r ah liiang to0.haiish.ii just d0wan hurt b0th siides.h0nestly speakiing ii regretted aliittle when we br0ke up.ii felt terriible.BUT.when ii quarrel wiif aviier ii hav the same type 0f terriible feeliing.d0es iit mean tat ii l0ve hiim as much??ii just niid a sh0ulder t0 criie 0n.h0pe everiitiing wiill turn 0ut well.freakiing eh kiia franciis kiip calliing miie.dun0 4 wat 0s0.ka0z.iirriitated MAN.lols.btw t0tally diisapp0iinted wiith kaiimiing er zii.he's g0na quiit sch0ol liia0s.haiish.g0 ahead bahhs.ii've g0t n0 riight t0 say aniitiing.P.S ii HATE puii kiia MEL.fucked up fat ass.damn bl0ody diisgusted by her man.hahaha.still II L0VE AVIIER.ii'll be hiis tiill the day he say he hates me.n0 matter what.ii PR0MIISE.lewiis.iim s0riie ii hurt eu b4.treasure wat eu have n0w c0s n0thiing lasts f0rever.HUGGZ*miisses f0r every0ne!!::tiing[[SQUARE]]::.iim Mr. ah liiang's deardear.d0nt snatch.iit wunt w0rk. =))[[p.s dear!! RAHHS!! hahaha.ii bet eur damn dulan n0w.kekeke.0k0k.ii dun sae RAHHS aniim0re liia0 narhhs.keke.MUARKS*]]

2006-10-15T07:29:00.000-07:00

tt0dae wake upp lle ,, when tt0 brush m0ii teeth ... afterr brushiin m0ii teeth ,, wentt tt0 habb m0ii llunch ... ytd llauqq0nqq aviier ask miie tt0dae 2 pm qq0 m0ii bl0qq ... d0n0 f0rr watt als0 ... ii 12 plus n00n jiiu 0n m0ii c0m lle ... den ii waiitt till 2 pm n0rr ... while waiitiin ,, ii liisten tt0 s0nqq ... haha ... den llie d0wn 0n e bed n rrestt rrestt n0rr ... den when siian ,, ii chatt 0n ph0ne wiitt m0ii fren n0rr ... haha ... den rreach 2 pm lle ... ii when tt0 m0ii bl0qq ... n0thiinqq nehh ... den c0nttiinue tt0 waiitt n0rr ... waiitt ttill abtt 2.40 pm llyk datt ,, saw llauqq0nqq aviier de taqq ... haha ... s0 happii ... den chatt derr awhiile ... he sae s0rriie tt0 miie c0s he keepp miie waiitiin ... ii sae neberr miind lla ... haha ... den chatt chatt chatt n0rr ... half way ,, qq0tt 1 iidii0tt d0n0 hu ,, iin m0ii taqqiie t0kk crapps ... haha ...aii ya ,, d0n care e iidii0ttiic pers0 ... eatt fiiniish n0thiinqq tt0 d0 ... haha ... afterr datt ,, llauqq0nqq aviier qq0tt tt0 qq0 w0rkk lle ... s0 we diin chatt lle ... haha ... he als0 thankz miie f0rr buyiin hiim e riinqq ... haha ... awhiile llatta ,, ii d0n0 whyiie suddenly cry siia ... n0tt realii cry lla ... iis dr0pp tearrs lla ... mm ... mayb tt0dae tt00 happii n0rr ... c0s 4th m0nth anniiversary ... ii ll0ve llauqq0nqq damn ll0tt ... n0thiinnqq qq0nna chanqqe m0ii ll0ve f0rr hiim ... llauqq0nqq aviier ,, happii 4th m0nth anniiversary ... ii ll0ve euu ll0tts ... huqqiies ... mwackzz ...

2006-10-13T06:16:00.000-07:00

i am going to reply to my tags old and new and yet-to-be =]

to all people who tagged, you are wasting your time doing something unproductive.
to all spammers, LAME
to all who say that this blog is nice, BUT OF COURSE, WAD YOU EXPECT xD
to all who say that this blog sucks, if this sucks, why are you reading this?
to all who ask me to update, i am updating.
to all who wished me happy birthday, ty
to all who wished me good luck for eoys, ty too! =]
to all who say that i am a twit, miiiesh nebBa g0tt twiitxx.

and thats all for today! i am wei ching and thank you for tuning in to "R.S.V.P".

to be continued...

please tune in to "R.S.V.P" next week, same time same day same place. thank you. XD

2006-10-13T05:37:00.000-07:00

www.cgw2006.org.sg
Vote for male contestant 1
Female contestant 5.
Help spread.
Tyty. =]

2006-10-12T05:18:00.000-07:00

"And he hardened and he was a man again."

-PG 86 THE PEARL.

i suspect that kino's a transexual. =]

2006-10-11T04:45:00.000-07:00

mm ... 0n llauqq0nqq aviierr n m0ii 6th m0nth anniiversary ,, ii buy hiim a skateb0ard ... ii t0ld hiis fren tt0 helpp miie dec0rate niice niice n pass iit tt0 hiim ... ii als0 buy a riinqq f0rr 0urr marriied 4th m0nth anniivesary ... haha ... he receiive e skateb0ard lle ... butt n0tt e riinqq yett c0s 14.10.06 habben c0me ... llauqq0nqq aviierr t0ld miie he llyks e skateb0ard all0tt ... he diin tiink datt ii will buy f0rr hiim ... he still qq0tt sae s0me m0re tiink ... butt h0rr ,, ii d0n wan tell euu all lleh ... haha ... iif we can stead till 14.10.06 ,, iim hiis ll0nqqestt stead ... butt he's n0tt m0ii ll0nqqestt stead n ii d0n0 ,, he will b m0ii ll0nqqestt stead an0tt ... mm ... d0n tiink all datt lle lla ... siian siia ... d0n0 whyiie ,, ii ll0ve llauqq0nqq aviierr all0tts ... ii n0e m0ii actii0ns d0esntt llett hiim feell datt ii ll0ve hiim ... neberr miind ... iit's 0kkayys ... as ll0nqq as ii n0e h0w much ii ll0ve hiim n he can feell m0ii ll0ve ,, ii tiink derr's n0 pr0blem ... ii d0n wiish tt0 diisapp0iintt hiim ,, make hiim anqqry ,, make hiim sad 0rr llett hiim lleave miie aqqaiin ... ii d0n wan datt tt0 happen ... ii jus tt0 stay happii wiitt hiim ... carry 0n m0ii lliife wiitt hiim ... llyk ii 0waes sae ,, wiith0utt llauqq0nqq aviierr ,, ii will diie ... manii ppl 0n trustt miie ... butt mayb ... ii realii can ? mm ... h0pe can llastt ll0nqq bah ... all0nqq all diis whiile ,, n0thiinqq bad will happen n we will stay happii 0waes n0rr ... =)

2006-10-11T04:20:00.000-07:00

I appeal to everyone out there,
just because examinations are over doesn't mean that we have to stop studying.
STUDY EVERYONE!
STUDY FOR NEXT YEAR!
STUDY FOR YOUR FUTURE!
I know you all are inspired by me and thus decided to study.
GO EVERYONE!
I SUPPORT YOU!

2006-10-11T03:59:00.000-07:00

I <3 <3 <3 my new bag.
Thankyou wenjialiwenshubhueitingwantingnadiasarahandothers.
Sorry if it's too expensive. =x

And i found out a secret.
SHHHHHH. =x
Dun tell anyone.
I found out that...

I am multi-talented!
OMG!
I CAN SLEEP.
I CAN EAT.
I CAN WALK.
I CAN RUN.
I CAN TALK.
I CAN SMELL.
I CAN SEE.
I CAN WRITE.
I CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS.
AND THE MOST AMAZING THING IS...
I CAN DREAM.
THAT'S MY NAME. =D

2006-10-07T08:59:00.000-07:00

15) Weiching - Full of cock lamer. -.- You better go book a room during chalet so I can rape you upside down ok. Anyway, your chalet got lots of food right? Can let me kup can? :D We kup from yours de can le, then our chalet don't need to buy any snacks at all. Lol! Thanks ah, and yea chang'er not even chio lah, dream of that idiot for what! Happy mooncake fest lah, although I think it's a superduper stupid festival. Oops no offence meant.

Is that a testi?
No, i should not say testi.
I should say testimonial because testi with a "S" at the end sound so wrong.
Being the wonderfully nice person i am, i shall return him a testimonial.

12471205720572806) Hah.At least i am 6255346834963 times better than him, who has no cock. Remember to wear a condom to prevent STDs. And rape inside out too, not only upside down. If u want to kup the food, kup form ur meimei. she doesnt' mind. Your birthday is an even lamer day then mooncake festival. no offence meant too.

2006-10-07T05:06:00.000-07:00

1. Single, taken or crushing?
it's complicated (credits to friendster).

2. Are you happy with your life now?
i think that is supposed to be a rhetorical question.

3. When you meet the right person, do you fall in love with him fast?
i haven met the right person. how would i know? o.0

4. Have you ever had your heart broken?
*peeks into shirt and checks* NOPE! IT'S STILL INTACT. YAY! :)

5. Do you believe there are some circumstances where cheating love is acceptable?
no. except when i am cheating. :D

6. Would you take someone back if he cheats on you?
hmmmmm. if he is a he, then yes. if he is a she, then nah!

7. Have you ever talk about marriage with another before?
Yeap. I am married.(two times) xD

8. Do you want children?
yeap. if my children are angels. if like JEAN, then no thanks!

9. How many?
two! one boy & one girl! elder bro and younger sis! :D

10. Would you consider adoption?
neopets adoption? nah.

11. If someone like you right now, what do you think is the best way to let you know her feelings?
People like me more than i like them. :D

12. Do you enjoy getting into relationship?
What type of relationship are u talking abt? Stupid question! Next!

13. Be honest, what is the furthest you and your ex did?
We never went out of singapore.

14. Do you believe in love first sight?
due to influence of ch 8 drama serials, yes!

15. Are you romantic?
Another rhetorical question! Next! (ask other ppl)

16. Do you believe you can change someone?
sure. i am very influential. *does the president wave*

17. If you could married somewhere, where would it be?
married. no need to ask me if i could be.

18. Do you easily give in when you are fighting?
i dont fight. i am a shu nu. (unlike jean) =x

19. Do you have feelings for someone right now?
lots of ppl... (too many to use my fingers to count)

20. Have you ever wished that you could have had someone but you messed it up?
nope. i get what i want. xD

21. Have you ever broken a heart?
yes many hearts. i am collecting them (the hearts) too! gimme urs now! xD

22. If one day your best friend fall in love with the girl/boy you deeply in love with, what would you do?
girl? i dun care.

23. Are you missing someone now?
yeah. myself. i cant thinking abt myself. how? :(

2006-10-06T08:05:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiaLOzP1lCA

ubber niicee nehxx.
everyyone mustt g0 andd watchh worxx.
:D

Comments & Responses

misfitblob (2 weeks ago)
I fucking love these motherfuckers
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itsme109154 (2 weeks ago)
YEAAAAH!! TELETUBBYS FOREVER!!!!
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jaspeers (2 weeks ago)
I love the idiot who said they aren't gay because they're both girls. As if having a vagina prevents you from being gay.
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ovrtaxt (1 week ago)
That is so gay.
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daboha (1 week ago)
Gay or not, mybaby daughter adores this clip, which means I have to watch it 3-4 times a day...
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wickedtwist1 (1 week ago)
what the fuck is wrong with those stoned retarded guys in those teletubie suits?
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reallystupid78 (1 week ago)
HAHA I LOVE TELLETUBBIES my life goal is 2 get stoned and become 1
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grugde (6 days ago)
OH.... isn't that gay, very sweet of them teaching our kids how be homosexual before they even hit pre-school.go the tubbies....
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krazykid18 (6 days ago)
i havn't laughed this hard in so long
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Shadowrider5000 (5 days ago)
POE IS WIERD

RoyaltyROX (3 months ago)
my baby brother loves teletubbiesheres watching it here right now
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risingsunranger (3 months ago)
I don't like Tellytubbies, but 1 curious question..The that Narrators voice British or American? It sounds kinda like both combined. o_0
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PARADOXmofo (3 months ago)
wow that was really really...yeahfoursome
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Sango852 (3 months ago)
I hate teletubbies..but I think they're kinda adorable ^^
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itena (3 months ago)
aww cute ^^
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jennyzhou (3 months ago)
Cute but...hate it
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Shoopi (3 months ago)
That had to be the most exciting bit of televesion I haver ever watched. I was totally on the edge of my seat. Teletubbies are so unpredictable.*cough*
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KXZ (3 months ago)
no wonder teletubbies are banned here. teletubbies promote homosexuality!
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badbusta4lyf (3 months ago)
i luv it teletubbies r so qte
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mmc0201 (3 months ago)
O.O
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originaldudu (3 months ago)
i think tinky winky fancies lala
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samist88 (3 months ago)
i think teletubbies are promoting gay porn !! kids stop here now!! age of 18 pls
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melsok (3 months ago)
get a life tubbies. they sure have big butts
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samist88 (3 months ago)
pooh is ultra wayne rooney .. what's this tinky winky wanna get fresh with him >.<
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sthprklvr6 (2 months ago)
THAY HOLD HANDS CUZ THEY'RE HOMOS!!!
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sthprklvr6 (2 months ago)
Even though they are homos.....i still watvh it:)
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sthprklvr6 (2 months ago)
i swear to god i was kidding
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paranoidxprincess (2 months ago)
i always thought of tinky winky and dipsy as boys,, and lala and po as the girls.. buh,, i guessthey're all suppose to be girls cuz.. =)
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Kaminatra (2 months ago)
No you were right. Dipsy and Tinky-Winky are boys, and Laa-Laa and Po are girls. My sister watches the show all the time. XD
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beezlightya (2 months ago)
lmao dipsy's name sounds like DIPSHIT!!
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drpinky (2 months ago)
These teletubbie guys really have their moments.
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Wheeoz (2 months ago)
Cute.
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Menocidekunt (2 months ago)
psh. teletubbies are shit shizzle. you guys obviously dont know whats up.
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Luxor100 (2 months ago)
Ugh. It's like tooth-decaying sugar for the brain. O.O
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TheRedComa (2 months ago)
Wow. I'm so high right now.
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sonickid5 (2 months ago)
uh uh guys dipsy and twinkie winkie and po are boys la la is the only girl
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doombringerofthefist (2 months ago)
omg there gay/lezbo!!!!!!!!!x_xmy brother watch's that dumb show i tell him not too but nooooooo he wants to learn about homosexuality loL!
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torrezzz (2 months ago)
LOL!!
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ShadowOfTheDoubt (2 months ago)
These are probably the cavemen who invented the wheel and fire...
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spuggustheprince (2 months ago)
THIZ IZ THE GAY'Z SHOW EVER
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KingCoconut (2 months ago)
agreed, but its a kids prgram so what can we do about it...
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totallytubular123 (2 months ago)
dipsy and lala walk up and their like WTF, haha this is hilarious
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Glob0 (2 months ago)
OMG ORGY
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Wilson1293 (2 months ago)
Hey Tinky Winky, Im A Lesbian
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dominat0r88 (2 months ago)
This is communist propaganda
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cjosiah (2 months ago)
down with castro.
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xTalisax (2 months ago)
i love this show. :]
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dominat0r88 (2 months ago)
If Dixie and la-la are girls why do they have dicks on their heads?
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djcookster22 (2 months ago)
because there dickheads
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falconium (2 months ago)
i love tinky and po, the other two are bitches
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xxxthecrowxxx (2 months ago)
No la la and po are the girls, aren't they?
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Quy (2 months ago)
So cute ^^ lol omg this is so cute
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liamlynchfan (2 months ago)
L M A O omg this is so queer
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MapleLoverGirl (2 months ago)
i really love teletubbies!!!!!they r sooo cute!teletubbies rox!
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chelsababe (2 months ago)
its DIPSY not DIXIE and theyre really cute!!
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chelsababe (2 months ago)
and dipsy is a guy!
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shygirl925 (2 months ago)
no...they're the teleDUMMIES.
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BillyDapon (2 months ago)
WHAT THE...?! WHATTA GIANT ASSES!!!!
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OltanyicA (5 days ago)
hahahhaauahauhahahhahoahaa
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cwenting (2 months ago)
they're so cute! esp po
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maximino27 (2 months ago)
This is some fag shit. I'll never let my kids watch this garbage
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Chronocrusade19 (2 months ago)
omg der RETARDS REEEETTTAAARRRDDSSSS SSSAAAADDDD
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pagalhokya (1 month ago)
this is gay
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prutmedmig (1 month ago)
It's so much more fun in danish -.-"
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prutmedmig (1 month ago)
ps. it's SO lame :'D LMAO
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dominat0r88 (1 month ago)
PBS IS FUCKING LAME
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gymblondy33 (1 month ago)
they are sooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttt
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patenyman (1 month ago)
I hate teledummies peice of shit
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Typhoon6666 (1 month ago)
Gayer than a Gay party held by G. Nortan.
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Xzalor (1 month ago)
OMG i cant belive that i acually watched this when i was 1 years old...
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whitedragon79 (1 month ago)
oh my god! this is my favorite show of all time next to barney!! i still watch this everyday! i love tinkie winky! im happy that im still 10 years old!! i don't want to grow up and get cooties.
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otuydog2 (1 month ago)
wow! lol,this is so gay now that im older lol
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beta919 (1 month ago)
hahahha I still love this XDXDXD aaaaaahahahhahaha lmao and im 14 years old hahahha :D:D:D:D
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xXbendNsnapXx (1 month ago)
wow-lol-its pretty sad how when i used to watch thiseven though i was like 1...its still sad-lol
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WiddleMissMimi (1 month ago)
HOMO CIRCLE!
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anagirl5746 (1 month ago)
awww!!!! its sooooo cute!
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silky2 (1 month ago)
dipsy has a knob head
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qaz121212 (1 month ago)
teletubbies are a bunch of fucks
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peterg14 (1 month ago)
Why are you looking up there videos then?
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illburs (1 month ago)
teletubbies rox!!! no jokes
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roxygirl123 (1 month ago)
is teletubbies english or american?
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drpinky (1 month ago)
it's american AND english. theres a us version and a uk version.
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Loopaz (1 month ago)
Teletubbies are designed for kids under 3 years old,their content is designed to encourage children's ability in thinking that's why they keep repeating phrases. So those mutha fxckers who watch only porns shut the hack up stop saying it's gay.
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Ambrosius265 (1 week ago)
I conquer...
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takinacoo (1 month ago)
HOMOS!!!
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anagirl5746 (1 month ago)
Dude, Po's and Dipsy's antenna thingyslook like they can fuck, eahc other
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FluffynpinK (1 month ago)
you have a dirty mind *rolls eyes*
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fionatheamazing (1 month ago)
teletubbies scare me. :O
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hydan (1 month ago)
tinky winky is a pedo
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sakataki123 (4 weeks ago)
They're not gay. Po is a girl, so is Lala.
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Sunset45 (3 weeks ago)
what is wrong wit u? Teletubies are some homo's especially the guy with the purse. for real!
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anagirl5746 (3 weeks ago)
po is a guy
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Samuelgames (3 weeks ago)
hahahhahauhau
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suziewoo (3 weeks ago)
I LOVE NOO-NOO
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loopdowhatado (3 weeks ago)
Those guys in the suits must be fucked up
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drpinky (2 weeks ago)
Everybody stop bad-mouthing the poor guys! This was a Teletubbies moment for a reason.
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cooldude875 (2 weeks ago)
they shit the life outt me, wht t they aliens
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2006-09-23T21:33:00.000-07:00

my lingyiban (siangyee!) gave me this.
it's a card consisting of 8 pages!
hahahaaha so sweet.
<3 <3 <3
*secretly pukes*

the cover page of the card.
p/s: i am not an idiot!

Jean (the ~~lamer~~ lamest) made it. i know it sucks.

the pen jean/daph/siang/zoe/ lynette gave me! (hope i didnt miss out anyone) =x

I have the ~~power~~ pen!

me mugging with the pen. (:

me twirling the pen.

thsi comic is dedicated to linkai.
my dearest victim.
and the smallest too. (:

2006-09-23T05:58:00.000-07:00

to all 2/1rians!
class chalet is on 6-8 nov!
hm at aranda unit 2221 :D
yeap so help me broadcast yeah?
thk you!<3 i broadcasted it. i am a guai 2-1rian.
someone gimme a pat on the head?
ouch.
now there's a depression on my skull.
must be jean who hit so hard...
anw thank you all for all the stuff.
for the cards, presents, bday messages, putting that and EVERYTHING.
love you all.
too lazy to type all out.
*smacks myself for being so lazy*
and i know u want to ask me what i spent the whole day doing.
i spent the whole day... mugging!
i didnt break my promise did i? xD
sixteen cheers for me.
hip hip hooray!
hip hip hooray!
hip hip hooray!
hip hip hooray! x4

Replies to tags

Linkai: ur new name is xD

Liwen: hello fellow property *doreamon hi-5!*

Siangyee: two girls fighting over me. tsktsk...

Liwen: YES! YES! YES!

Minshan: Brush up on your flooding skills. Learn from me! :)

Wanting: Yay! tyty! :)

Rachel: thank you. see i am so polite to my senior. xD

Ivan: thank you. thank you. thank you. thank you. times sixteen. :)

Linkai: hahaha. ty. did u eat the chocolate? hope u did! cause it contains poison! x)

Siangyee: NOOOO! i hope u lose! my PIC will win! xD

cake jean, siangyee, daph and lyn surprised me with.
(by putting it in the super small and crampy photo booth)
=.=
but good effort!
hahahahaa.
oops i am mean.
so nice!
sorry for the half-eaten strawwberry. =x
but it looks perfect to me! =D

world-renowned first-class photographer: siangyee
AND THIS IS THE EEYORE MY JUNIOR GAVE ME.
SO CUTEEE.
AND IT IS TAKEN FROM A TWITTISH ANGLE.

eeyore: hii miie issh xiiaoeeyoree niice to meet euu nehx.
come shake hands with it.
and reply to it on ur tagboard.
p/s: my eeyore dun like rude people.

note: the contents below are viewed at your own risk.
to avoid it click the red X at the top right hand corner and disappear off this site ASAP!

CONVO BTW MY EEYORE AND OTHER PPL:
[2]pointer -the last 100m- muscle cramps ++ said:
hiee eeyoree

eeyore: nooo miie name issh not eeyoree issh xiiaoeeyoree

[2]pointer -the last 100m- muscle cramps ++ says:
ohh

[2]pointer -the last 100m- muscle cramps ++ says:
orkaee

[2]pointer -the last 100m- muscle cramps ++ says:
hieeeeeee xiiaoeeyoree

Jacq. *gag says:
hiieex

Jacq. *gag says:
miie ishh xiiao jaccqqxx''

Jacq. *gag says:
pweasee tuhh mweet euu twoo

eeyore: want be miie jiejieshh?

Jacq. *gag says:
okkiexx

Jacq. *gag says:
miie 'll biie euur jiiejiieshh

eeyore: yeshh! jiiemuiix 184 1314 nehx!

happy bday wc says:
so cuteee

happy bday wc says:
xiiaoeeyoree! euu guyx or girlx arz

eeyore: euu tiink nehx?

happy bday wc says:
i dunno

happy bday wc says:
u sho prettyxx if gurl i sure jio

happy bday wc says:
XD

eeyore: tao3 yan4 larhx

MINshan {-inhumans.INHUMANS-} i confuse my feelings w the truth, says:
LOL

MINshan {-inhumans.INHUMANS-} i confuse my feelings w the truth, says:
...

MINshan {-inhumans.INHUMANS-} i confuse my feelings w the truth, says:
eeeeyer!

MINshan {-inhumans.INHUMANS-} i confuse my feelings w the truth, says:
i hate eeyore!

MINshan {-inhumans.INHUMANS-} i confuse my feelings w the truth, says:
LOL

MINshan {-inhumans.INHUMANS-} i confuse my feelings w the truth, says:
who is a twit! *points at you*

2006-09-16T04:53:00.000-07:00

OMG.
I tried to reply to all the tags but just cant.
That is because I can't find the last tag.
So i shall thank you all for tagging.
And start replying to tags more often and not drag until i can't find the last tag.
Yeap.
Lesson learned. xD

Me and my lingyiban conversation at:
www.-silenced.blogspot.com

2006-09-16T04:44:00.000-07:00

<---Weiching copy from here--->
Cheryl, Daphne, Siang and Weiching went to Compass Point.
On the bus ride there, Daphne sat beside a pleasant looking auntie, she seems to be in her mid fifties.
Yeah.
We sat nearby.
Very nearby.
But anyway, this auntie was really friendly and she kept blabbering chatting.
She mentioned alot of random thingys which I have forgot.
But then, suddenly!
A handicapped man asked the bus driver for directions to Plaza Singapura.
Apparently, the bus driver did not know the answer and there was a little confusion.
But I salute the bus driver because he was really nice and all.
He called out to the other passengers, asking for directions on behalf of the handicapped man.
And he patiently waited for the handicapped man to get on the bus (:
Everyone else (including us LOL) were really nice too!
I suddenly feel that Singaporeans can be a nice bunch of people at times :D
Yeah and one lady immediately gave up her seat.
Which is... Opposite to the auntie. O.O
Yeah she started a conversation.
She went on and on about how she is a volunteer and a Grassroots' Leader (power seh)Blahblah.
And she asked the handicapped man why was he going to Plaza Singapura.
The man lost his handphone and was going there to get a new phone line.
She was rather tactless, she said hurtful stuff like,
"Since you are disabled, you should not be carrying too much stuff.
The less stuff the carry, the less stuff you would lose."
We were horrified.
That was really mean.
I think she was like just speaking on and on, and she didn't really think about whether what she said would hurt the man or not.
Yeah.
She was trying to be friendly.
Maybe she was just plain bored on the bus -.-
But whatever.
There's more.
She mentioned that "you should not travel around so much.
If the bus driver is nice and waits for you and reaches the interchange late, he would have to pay fines."
So she is kind of implying that he should not bring trouble?
She said something along that line.
That was really, really mean.
We should not make disabled people feel like burdens, we should treat them as equals, but we should extend a helping hand when they need them.
And SBS is a bit sot for introducing that rule.
The one about bus drivers having to pay fines if they reach the interchange late.
Though I agree it would improve the punctuality of bus arrival times, it may have adverse effects.
Like causing bus drivers to get DAMN impatient with passengers...
I am not sure if that rule is true.
But I think I have heard of it on the news before..
But if there is no such rule, take it that this part is invisible.
Okay la finish liao.
<---Weiching don't copy liao--->

Credits to CHERRRRRR.
www.-fabrications-.blgospot.com

2006-09-14T06:02:00.000-07:00

Sharing a 20.00 lesson... :)
Sometimes we just need to be reminded!
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill.
In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?"
Hands started going up.
He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this.
He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.
He then asked, "Who still wants it?"
Still the hands were up in the air.
Well, he replied, "What if I do this?"
And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
"Now, who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value.
It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless.
But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you.
The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE ARE and WHOSE WE ARE.
You are special- Don't EVER forget it."
If you do not pass this on, you may never know the lives it touches, the hurting hearts it speaks to, or the hope that it can bring.
Count your blessings, not your problems.
"And remember: amateurs built the ark .. professionals built the Titanic."
If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.
Good luck...

2006-09-13T05:30:00.000-07:00

Pick the month you were born:January----- I kicked
February----- I loved
March----- I smoked
April----- I dry humped
May----- I choked on
June----- I murdered
July----- I did the Macarena with
August-----I had lunch with
September----- I danced with
October----- I sang to
November----- I yelled at
December----- I ran over

Pick the day(number) you were born on:
1----- a birdbath
2----- a monster
3----- a phone
4----- a fork
5----- a Mexican
6----- a gangster
7----- my cell phone
8----- my dog
9----- my bestfriend's boyfriend
10----- my neighbour
11----- my science teacher
12----- a banana
13----- a fireman
14----- a stuffed animal
15----- a goat
16----- a pickle
17----- your mom
18----- a spoon
19----- myself
20----- a baseball bat
21----- a ninja
22----- a model
23----- a noodle
24----- a squirrel
25----- a football player
26----- my sister
27----- my brother
28----- an ipod
29----- a permanent marker
30----- a Ilama
31----- a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----- because I'm cool like that.
Black----- because that's how I roll.
Pink----- because I'm NOT a homosexual
Red----- because the voices told me to do so.
Blue----- because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green----- because I hate myself
Purple----- because I'm cool.
Gray----- because I was drunk
Yellow----- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange----- because I hate my family
Brown----- because I was high
Other----- because I'm a ninja
None----- because I can't control myself.

Now, type out the sentence you make and pass it on!
Credits to jacq!

I DANCED WITH A NOODLE BECAUSE I AM SEXY AND I SO WHAT I WANT.

2006-09-08T05:55:00.000-07:00

So I'm sick with disease.
It's called the i-should-be-doing-holiday-homework-but-i'd-rather-not disease.
And thank you PIC for the chocolate.
=D
She's so nice unlike my "ANGEL/ MORTAL".
Who long time nvr gave me anything.
*sighs*
Can't expect too much out of her.
*sighs*
*sighs*
*sighs*
i lead such a sad life.

2006-08-31T05:25:00.000-07:00

School song (edited version):
DAPHNE is DUMBDUMB.
LYNETTE is LAMELAME.
CHERY is CRAZYCRAZY.
SIANGYEE is SPASTICSPASTIC.
WEICHING is WICKEDWICKED.
JEAN is ALL OF THE ABOVE!

song composed by: JEAN!

School with daphne the lao-te (lao shi actually),
siangyee the stutterer who lost the who-can-eat-ice-cream-the-slowest-competition,
lynette who wants to hold hands,
cheryl who queued just to buy 1 bread with all of us (making the queue longggggggggggggg),
jean who is a rich tai-tai,
and WEICHING THE PERFECT PERSON!

SO ARE U INTERESTED TO JOIN OUR SCHOOL?
LIMITED INTAKE THIS YEAR. =D

2006-08-26T05:17:00.000-07:00

A must-hear!

http://media34b.libsyn.com/lnefeJp2nnuZepZ%2BbHVtqpqqZXOX/podcasts/mb/tmbs-060822-a_harmless_podcast.mp3

2006-08-25T05:53:00.000-07:00

TAG REPLIES. :)

jacq: dun worry. i will tell u all about it in my posts! x)

leo: i didn't say anything happen. u have an overactive imagination. x)

siangyee: tsktsk. u have an overactive inagination too.

shub: lol. nice characters. x)

huishan: linked. :)

liwen: yeap. but must charge money... :)

minshan: i'm sick, i'm tired, i;m having a headache~~

carine: *daos u* hah.

siangyee: yep. i am ke ai no matter i am with who. xD

nadia: u still owe me money for the... thing u ate during lunch at the kopitiam opposite our school today. xD

wanting: ty for laughing. i didn't. i am cooler. :)

jacq: lols. i know u will. x)

liwen: har? o.0 U LAMER!

2006-08-25T05:37:00.000-07:00

THE INTERESTING CONVERSATION BTW ME AND MINSHAN ON THE BUS (74) TODAY:

minshan: i shall write on the paper, small step + big step = sucesss!

me: sucess = WEICHING!

minshan: cancels weiching and writes minshan rocks.

me: tear away the paper and write WEICHING ROCKS.

minshan: tears away my paper and write WEICHING ROCKS.

me: tear away minshan's paper and spray red paint on a wall and writes WEICHING ROCKS.

minshan: demolishes your wall and write on a building minshan rocks.

me: demolishes ur building and writes on the sky WEICHING ROCKS.

and i thought minshan cant beat that. but i was so wrong.

minshan: releases acid rain to destroy ur writing on the sky and i shall write on the galaxy. *smirks*

weiching: i shall destroy the galaxy and everyone shall die. *gives an evil laugh*

minshan: ALL LUVING THINGS DIED. EARHLINGS DIED! MARTIANS DIED! EVERYONE DIED!

me: ERRR. YOU DIED TOO. *gives a smug look* and that's the best thing that happened!

minshan: we shall elope to the galaxy where the milky way is and screams minshan rocks!

by that time, i have to get off the bus.
too bad we can't continue our interesting conversation. =\

2006-08-24T05:37:00.000-07:00

Home econs was fun today.
Though my PI.C, Jean, say it was not.
Whatever.
And Siang Yee was so sad because she didn’t bring her camera.
Muahahahahaha.
She deserves it. :)
We baked chocolate cake and pineapple tarts today!
Because the person who was supposed to bring the ingredients for the fried noodles didn’t bring the ingredients.
Three cheers for that person!
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!

Nicholas is so unlucky to me as his partner.
I can't cook to save my life.
Although our chocolate cake got a 9 and a ½ marks over 10.
Lucky us.
Mrs Kumar rocks. :D

Blehhh.
And I thought Siang Yee or Kanika was going to get the highest
Because I didn't see the rest of the class' cakes.
Ok, I am mean.
=x

Me and Nicholas made a pathetic number of 4 pineapple tarts,
While people like Daphne made 15!
ROARR.
Mrs Kumar cheated us of our dough!
Protest!
Strike!
Riot!

And Siangyee and me didn’t empty the overflowing rubbish bin today.
Oops.
=x

Daphne's P.O.V. of what happened after school:
today i went home withjeanweichingandzuer.
okay so i didnt go home.i went compass with jean, as usual. (:
but that's not the point!the point is,
we saw one freaky guy on the bus today ):
booooo i think that guy's super duper drunk.
he was super giddy thus he cant stand straight and nice like everyone else.
and so he was spinning and spinningwhich mortified the auntie who was beside him.poor thing that auntie ):
and then,he NEARLY fei li-ed zuer!
what the heck!
so he thinks being a drunkard entitles him to take advantage of innocent little girls?
well he's uber wrong that ass.
thank god he didnt do anything to zuer.
otherwise he'll i'll scream loud loudand jean will bash him up. :OO
darn him!
may all the drunkards come and take advantage of him!
that mortified auntie was so mortifiedthat she dropped off at the next stop.
and so he sat on her seat.
he looked like he was about to puke.
big time )):
i pity the two people sitting in front of him.
tsktsk :/
but fortunately, he didnt puke.
the zuer thing was the second worst thing.
what he did next was the worst ):
not only did he nearly fei li zuer,
he nearly fei li me too!
darn that freaking big asshole crap barnacles.darnnnnnnnnnnn.
just right after wc alightedand the bus left,
he suddenly jerked up and wanted to alight.
while he was jerkinghis hand swung so fast and hard that he hit my bag.
my poor precious bag! :]
and totally freaked me out )))))':
thank god for my bag.if it wasnt therethen i would probably have been emotionally scarred for life.
okay so not that serious.
i would probably have screamed out loud and created a commotion in the bus.
phew i love my bag :D
and so thanks to my bagim safely here blogging with no emotional scars no nothing :DDDD
yay six cheers!

And thank you Liwen for helping me hand sew the pencil box!
THANK YOU times infinity.
And thank you Shubing for letting me copy ur book review!
I got a 7/10!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I am always the one who literally ransacked liwen’s pencil box.
And I did a research on it.
So I shall tell u the contents of liwen’s pencil box:

1 brand new green pen!
1 blue refill!
1 green refill!
1 red pen! (stabilo)
1 pentel eraser!
1 blue scissors! (my favourite for sadistic games)
1 plastic ruler!
2 thin double-tip pens! (available in black and blue colours)
1 yellow pilot rex grip pen!
1 box of lead! (0.7)
1 red stapler!
5 red strings combined to form one long string!
1 correction tape!
3 notes!
1 pentel correction liquid!
5 double-tip markers! (I have 10+++)
1 packet of post-it!
D-N-T plastic! (made by shub)
7 clips! (various colours and sizes)
1 dobble marker! (yellow)
1 $100++ pen?
1 silver marker!
3 pilot pens! ($1.80 each)
1 almost no ink green pen!
1 black thin felt-tip pen! (I buy de!)
1 2B pencil
1 mechanic pencil (I always borrow de cos mine is spoilt)

2006-08-22T05:10:00.000-07:00

REPLIES:
leo: it's u who got the conept wrong. T.T

jean: well. now u believe. i lazy to put the cert. sooo... stop pasing notes in class and listen to MRS CHONG! =x

leo: at least u are pro-er than me la. =.= and dun copy me go other ppl's blog during class time. ROARRR.

jan: linked. x)

carine: u lamer =.=

leo: u have ed. stop denying. x)

siangyee: i am not a perv! u more perv than me lor... x)

nadia: someone inspired me to post abt it. (his name is mentioned) x)

cher: i know becos u saw leo's name right? x)

small victim: although u link me, i will not let u off. muahhahahahaa. i am evil. x)

2006-08-22T04:33:00.000-07:00

lame joke made by liwen.
=.=

LIWEN'S.
LOL.
JIAYOU WEN!
=D

the first creation of the tweety online.

he's called SKELETON.

it got worst.

this is called BOIRL.

(a mixture of boys + gals)

=.=

this one's called BIGSMILE.

(if u dunno why, see the big spastic grin)

this is called RETARDED.

(dun ask me why. see for urself)

T.T

this one's called DISGUSTED.

(my fren named it)

this is PAUL TWORIVER.

and tadaaa.

the nicest of them all.

HE'S CALLED JAILEE!

AND HE HAS THE NO.16 ON HIS SHIRT!

WHEEEE!

and this... the ugliest freak is named...

CHONG!

2006-08-21T06:43:00.000-07:00

for what happened today,

please go to sy blog and see.

and she mentioned my name like 14723905723489563492 times.

2006-08-19T10:06:00.000-07:00

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO SOLISTICE. :)
"who is perfectly wrong down there" [quote]

Erectile Dysfunction and The Cure
Sunday, 06 August 2006

Erectile dysfunction (ED), also known as impotence, is a sexual dysfunction that can send the balls of a strong man shrinking in fear, literally. I know that would be the last thing I'd ever want. This dysfunction is characterised by being unable to develop or maintain an erection. It is quite a common condition, actually, and can be actually caused by quite a number of different factors. More serious causes can be because of heart disease, or diabetes while physiological or psychological conditions could also cause erectile dysfunction, such as depression or hormonal imbances.

ED is certainly not a stranger to history, as cures have been sought for thousands of years. The ancient Chinese used ginseng (meaning "man's roots") to treat ED. Although this treatment is not really approved of in the medical field, results from double blind tests conducted have actually shown that ginseng is much better than placebo.

Ancient Egyptians thought their privates down south was rendered permanently flaccid by an angry god, and so idol worship one way to cure ED. With all due respect to the wise sages of their time, that is not a very smart treatment from a more modern perspective. For the Greeks, the cure was a potion made from the scrapings of a kinfe used to geld rams. Later on, during the Middle Ages, frogs would be slaughtered and frog potions made out of them in hopes of bringing sexual satisfication to the unforunate men. It was also thought that ED was caused by witchcraft and demonic posession. Thus, we can see that throughout the course of history, many folk remedies have surfaced to cure ED. Apart from those already mentioned, there are many others ranging from crushing rhinoceros horns to squashing antelope testicles, but they never really did work.

Fast foward a few centuries later and into the 1960s, a more viable solution appeared when Geddings Osborn lost the ability to make It stand. He was not very happy, of course, for he suddenly was no longer able to have sexual relations with his wife. He was upset initially, but he worked very hard over the years, and finally developed a vacuum pump that caused an erection. While it is not a very romantic way (Honey, hang on a mo while I vacuum It a little... Can't blame me, it comes with age..), it sure does the trick.

In 1980, a French physician by the name of Ronals Virag accidentally injected one of his male patient's penis (I pity the guy) with papaverine, relaxing the smooth muscles of the penile walls. This results in blood flowing into the penis and an unexpected two hour erection. I really would not want to be that patient, waking up to find nurses staring at It with curiosity. However, this little accident soon led to researchers experimenting on injecting various drugs into the penis. It is the author's personal opinion that self injecting your privates is not the best way to treat ED, it still became popular among more than 500 000 men.

Clearly, a better cure was needed. Years later, a group of researchers working for American pharmaceutical giant Pfizer Inc, were trying to cure angina (a chest pain related to a cardiac condition) by increasing blood flow to the chest. They experimented with a drug, codenamed UK-92-480 for sildenafil. Instead of increasing blood flow to the chest and relieving pain, yep you gussed it, all they got were a bunch of male patients that look sexually excited. They realised that they had stumbled on an oral cure for ED, and gave it the brand name Viagra. From then on, the rest is history.

Today, though available only through a doctor's prescription, Viagra has since established itself as a household name. Today, Viagra is referred to as the Blue Pill, Vitamin V and other nicknames. So guys out there, should you one day require the assistance of Vitamin V, you'll know who to thank for!

WRITTEN BY: THE SMART GENIUS TC!

2006-08-19T07:16:00.000-07:00

I AM GOING TO TYPE IN CAPS TODAY.
COS I AM SUPER DUPER HAPPY.
:D
MY PHONE IS NOT GOING TO BE CONFISCATED.
EVEN THOUGH THE BILL IS LIKE $200++.
ROARRRRRRRRRRR.
I SHALL FASTTTT.
AND SAVEEEEEEEEEEE
TO PAY FOR THE BILL.
FAST UNTIL I DIEEEEEEE.
AND U SHALL CARVE IT ON MY GRAVE FOR ME.
MUAHAHAHAHAA.
ANW THA'T PESSIMISTIC.
SO I SHANT THINK OF THAT.
AND NOBODY DIED DURING FASTING BEFORE RIGHT?
OH WELL.
IF I DIED, I WILL BE THE FIRST ONE.
=X

TODAY WENT TO GRASSROOTS.
BOWLED FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I KNOW I AM PATHETIC.
FINEEEEEEEEE.
><
6 PINS DOWN.
NOT BAD FOR A BEGINNER.
XD
AND PLAYED BILLARD TOO.
I AM BADDDDDDDD AT BILLARD.
=/
AND PLAYEDDD
*COUGH COUGH*
EROTIC PHOTO HUNT.
DIDNT MEANT TO LAR.
COS I COULDNT FIND THE NORMAL ONE.
AND WE CAN CHOOSE FROM BABES TO HUNKS.
AND THAT PERVERTIC JUNYAO IMMEDIATELY PRESSED BABES.
TYPICAL GUYS.
OH WELL..
ANW WE HAVE TO PRESS ON THE SCREEN ON ALL TYPES OF EROTIC PLACES.
LIKE THE BREASTS AND THE BUTT.
HAHAAA.
=X
JUNYAO'S DAMN PRO AT IT.
AND WE PLAYED SEVERAL TIMES TOO.
BUT COULDNT BEAT THE TOP SCORE.
COS JUNYAO KEEP GOING AWAY TO BOWL.
GRAAALLL.

AT LAST WHEN SMART LIHUI FOUND THE NORMAL PHOTO HUNT GAME,
I FOUND OUT THAT THE EROTIC PHOTO HUNT'S TOP SCORE IS HIGHER THAN THE NORMAL ONE.
OH MANNN.
WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT SINGAPOREANS?
YOU CONCLUDE YOURSELF.
=)

2006-08-17T04:58:00.002-07:00

Today, Jean’s phone got confiscated.
All thanks to…
ME!
Oops.
=x
I think I should be apologizing instead.
But she dun mind la.
Hahahahaha.

And I got paired up with Nicholas during Home Econs.
Should be happy rite?
XD
And SIANGYEE GOT PAIRED UP WITH YINLIANG.
Lol.
Fated larr.
And there are some weird couples too.
Hope they work well together.
:))

2006-08-16T05:51:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LYNETTE THE BAD KIND OF IDIOT!
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MY DAY ACTUALLY BUT SHE SNATCHED IT AWAY FROM ME!
ROAR!
i shan't sing u a bday song cos my singing sucks
and i sang u one during sci class today
and clapped till me hands hurt.
ouchhh.
thank me man.
althought i lost the SMS-LYN-THE-BDAY-GURL-AT-12-MIDNIGHT-COMPETITION!
i emerged as RUNNER-UP though.
^^

I CANT BELIEVE IT.
JEAN PASSED HER MATHS!
WITH A FRIGGIN 9 MARKS DIFFERENCE.
OMGG.
AM I IN A DREAM OR SOMETHING?
CORRECTION.
NIGHTMARE.
SOMEONE SLAP ME AND WAKE ME UP PLEASE.

hahahahaha.
i was just kidding la.
grats to jean anw.
for passing maths with flying NUMBERS (get it? flying = very high) for the first time in anderson.
XD
jiayouuu.
continue to scoreeee.

oh yeah.
i almost forgot.
tt fairy tt blessed siangyee with the ability to fail maths came to me in my dreams last night and told me that siangyee was supposed to pass maths.
she made a HUGE mistake.
oops.
=x
i just wanna say:
congrats to my P.I.E!
now u will pass ur maths and beat me.
ROAR.
i secretly hope u don't.
okkk.
i'm badd.
well, i can be worse.

2006-08-15T04:27:00.000-07:00

that's our ecosystem family. I'M TREE NO.1!

these are the lame notes tt jean sent me during class.
she's my PARTNER-IN-CRIME (PIC).
uhh.
me and some other ppl were punished to copy the science workbook 2 times.
so this is what lame and evil jean said to me:

2006-04-19T06:29:00.000-07:00

Name examples of famous characters who have been too clever for their own good. Explain how their arrogance led to their downfall.

What is arrogance? A combination of presumption, pride and assertiveness. In the movie Titanic the passengers on the boat were arrogant. It was an expensive ship, so even to board in the first place, they must have felt some sense of superiority over others. In the end, they all died because of their vanity (except the female protagonist who learned about love and survived). Of all the obnoxiously arrogantly characters, Snow White is the monarch. In Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Ms White intrudes on the lives of 7 independant young men, imposing on them her own style of home decor and standards of hygiene. Ms White then suffers a prolonged coma for being such a snooty, supercilious health freak who presume that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, despite biblical evidence to the contary. And it is so, ultimately, well deserved that she meets her fate-being abducted by an inbred aristocrat and forced to live with him ever after.

2006-04-12T06:30:00.000-07:00

comic strip effect. =)
left to right: starchy siangyee, daphne, me!

thermal effect. =)

hormat. sucks la. my fingers....

left to right: daphne, hueit, me, jean!

mirror effect. =)

cool?

daphne's big butt. :X

x-ray. cool.
like bogay.
starchy siangyee and me!

the glow effect.
left to right: starchy siangyee, black daphne, me!

pencil sketch or something like that.
left to right: starchy siangyee, daphne, me!

2006-03-24T05:31:00.000-08:00

Try to ans all the questions without looking at the ans.
Good luck!

What colour was Rana Pratap's WHITE horse?

If D.D is the short form of DOORDARSHAN, what's the long form?

Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge(b) sail the ocean(c) lead an army(d) write a play

Metric conversion.How many feet in 0.0 meters?

What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

What language is spoken in RUSSIA?

How to you spell PURPLE?

Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

Where does rain come from?(a) Himalayas(b) Trees(c) Indian Ocean(d) the sky

Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?(a) yes(b) no

What are coat hangers used for?

Which creature is called Giraffe?

Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium-OR-spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

Where is the first floor in a three story building located?

Advanced math: If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

Ans:" DUH? duh anser? Me still trying to figure it out" (There is no ans).

2006-03-22T03:41:00.000-08:00

Evil or good?
Look at the white words (evil)
Look at the black words (good)
If you see good first, you are good.
If you see evil first, you are evil.

2006-03-22T03:17:00.000-08:00

Grab the book nearest to you and turn to page 18, line 4.

I am too lazy. The book is so far away. :X

Stretch your left arm as far out as you can.

Hits the computer’s CPU.

What was the last thing you watched on tv?

Xing shan shan (the nine o’clock drama series on ch 8). I watched it yesterday.

Without looking, guess what the time is.

7.30 pm

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7.22 pm

With the exception of computer, what can you hear?

The tv!

When did you last step outside?

Today. To school! -.-

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Math homework (by mr wong). :(

What are you wearing?

Clothes. -.-

Did you dream last night?

Forgot.

When did you last laugh?

Today at school.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

My parents wedding photo.

What is the last film you watched?

Big momma’s house 2 (with lyntte, minshan. nadia, eileen, zhi wei, qiao wei and lihui)

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Christopher :))))

Tell me something I don’t know.

I hate to eat mushrooms. :(

6 people who must do this in their blog:

Weeleng, ling ling, chao qun ,liwen!!!

P.S. I purposely shortened it to 16 questions because I like the number 16!!!

2006-03-01T04:45:00.000-08:00

you know when i spend a day in class, and then happen to see you guys, and we start chatting, joking and going hysterical again, like all the times we do in class, i feel so happy and blessed.

it's like this lollipop of a kid.
she licks it happily,
and then u come and take the lollipop away long enough for her to cry for you to return it.
by then, the strong sweeteness from the lollipop would have faded from her tastebuds.
and so she hungrily grabs for the returned lollipop, and start licking it again happily, once again bringing the familiar taste of candy into her mouth.

omgg.
this is so nice.
i took frm another blog.
:D

2006-03-01T04:38:00.000-08:00

life's not a fairytale.
life seems to be made up of a sequel of fairytales.
each one shorter yet more memorable than the previous.
soon time covers memories with layers of mist,
and all is clouded over.

more always lies ahead,
yet we can't stop looking back.
we have been thought to treasure what is present,
but how can we concentrate on what's happening
when we still can't forget events years ago?

i dream,
in the dream,
the angel gave me a bottle.
a tiny bottle.
in there i keep all my memories.
the ones most precious and close to my heart.

so that,
i would stop torturing myself recalling them
but i can still keep them by my side forever.

2006-02-20T04:34:00.000-08:00

want to join the:
OIPWTIEETCABPC
it stands for "Our I P W Teacher Was Evil Enough To Confiscate A Birthday Present".
she sucks la.
wu2 hua4 ke3 shuo1.

2006-02-15T05:10:00.000-08:00

get well soon,
qiao wei.
nvr go school with u still not used to it.

2006-02-03T20:19:00.000-08:00

ouch.
the wound on my leg.
cnt do footdrill ler.
sick wif stomach flu.
and fever.
:(
bb.
i go and sleep liao.

2006-02-01T02:32:00.000-08:00

wee.
the maths fairy came to visit me today.
she look lik the younger version of mrs chong (a.k.a. caterpillar)
she said to me," you will score well in ur indices test tmr."
i wonder if tt is true.
nono.
i'm sure it's true.
muahahaaa.
i got fairy blessing.
u dun hav.
muahahaaa.
lalallalallala.

2006-01-29T04:57:00.000-08:00

hongbaos i collected at ling ling's house. :D

All the hongbaos and money i collected at ling ling's house. (plastic $2 notes!!!) :D

My hongbao frm my father. :D

All my $2 notes. :D

My hongbao frm my mom. :D

today went to ling ling's house.

all her relatives came.

and gave me hongbaos.

only one did not give.
blehhs.
curse them.
gt one pregnant aunt gave me $10.
love her to bits.
my parents also gave me money.
so far gt $58 liao.
u may say i'm proud.
bt i dun care.
muahahaha.
POSTER:
ATTENTION ALL THIEVES!!!
PLS DO NOT STEAL ALL MY MONEY!!!
I GOT BURGLAR ALARMS!!!
jealous???
i noe u r.
dun deny.
going to my ah ma's hse tmr.
get more hongbaos.
money, money, money.
rich, rich, rich.
going to minshan's hse the day after tmr.
note to self: bring oranges.
that's all for today.
bye.
*waves madly*

2006-01-28T04:26:00.000-08:00

People who owe me a hongbao:
- Nadia and tc
- Minshan and atc
- Sarah and ivan
- Samantha and sebastian
- Nigel and cherie
- Ling ling and zhi an
- Meanie and clemence
- and all those ppl who i miss out

2006-01-28T04:25:00.000-08:00

A scientific study by a famous and renown scientist, prof. Lim Wei Ching, has shown that if u dun use ur brain cells, they will multiply and there will be more in ur head than ever. SO, STOP USING YOUR BRAIN CELLS TODAY.

PROF. LIM WEI CHING CURRENTLY HAS 21861625616453132148714893475819764196724819642741816737587796343288464 448547224757657387659465737818916573572475…. BRAIN CELLS.

2006-01-27T22:59:00.000-08:00

http://www.drawahouse.com/houses/show.asp?houseID=244178&houseHASH=ff40c3ca751a3b63c598214fff45c8e0
go here.
and draw ur own house and have fun.
yepps.

2006-01-24T03:47:00.000-08:00

minshan here.
yea. BIG surprise man. =)
must help the owner of this blog to blog. *grumbles* HEH.
i gna destroy her blog! wahahahaha. LOLX.

today was funny la.
prankcalled ** (bu ke feng gao) HAH. THRICE.
we two (except nadia cause she took the mrt) lolx.
even smsed him say sorry. LOLX.
but WC *staresather* go scared him by asking sth..wahahahahaha..
not really sure can say here norts..so if you really wanto know just ask any three of us yea? *grins*

also prankcalled atc.
but too bad. he dint on his handphone. gahh. *lolx*

kaes.
short and sweet.
LOOK WEICHING. I BLOGGED FOR YOUR SAKE.
SO BETTER SHOW ME THE MSG!!

hey. they rythm! *dunnohowtospellla*

*my job is done here* =P

2006-01-14T02:41:00.000-08:00

minshan asked me to update so here i am.

Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen?
Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.

A women shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But five minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it to dry.

One women with 7 children could say without hesitation that half of her children were boys. How is this possible?
All of her children are boys, therefore half are boys.

What looks like a bird, but isn't a bird?
A picture of a bird.

Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it?
A coffin.

What does man love more than life? Fear more than death or mortal strife? What do the poor have, what the rich require, And what contented men desire? What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save, And all men carry to their graves?
Nothing.

2005-12-16T22:01:00.000-08:00

Long Long time ago, in the Tiger Kingdom lived a pair of siblings. Both were blessed with some gifts.
Brother had a pair of eyes who could see a distance far far away. Sister had a pair of ears who could listen to anything.
They grew up together and experienced happiness and sadness together.
They like to run to the hills to play.
Brother would look at far away countries and tell the sister the majestic view that he sees. Sister would listen to the beautiful sounds and describe for the brother.
As time goes by, brother and sister started to fall in love with each other. They knew that it was wrong, but they could not control themselves.
They continued to love each other.
Alas, their parents found out about it. Father was very mad, mother was very sad. The neighbours would point fingers at them and gossip about them.
Brother and sister were adamant about their love for each other. To prove that they were truly in love with each other, brother destroyed his eyes and sister destroyed her ears. They felt that since they could not get the blessings, they did not want the gifts.
Long long after, a musician heard this beautiful love story and was touched by it. He decided to compose a song for the lovers.
I came across this song and it touched my heart too. However, I did not buy his CD, so I cannot share with you the lovely song.
I remembered the lyrics though, and will share with you how touching this song is…

Liang zhi lao hu, Liang zhi lao hu
Pao de kuai, pao de kuai
Yi zhi mei you yan jing, yi zhi mei you er duo
Zhen qi guai, zhen qi guai….

2005-12-16T02:31:00.000-08:00

dun trust it.

http://fun.drno.de/flash/Proper_Use_Of_English.swf

2005-12-10T23:37:00.000-08:00

No one
you were no one in your past life because you are
brand new! you would love to see into the
future as you have no past you are intelligent
and bright but no one understands you, you live
in the clouds and your life is all about
animals, you are a free spirit - go you!

what were you in your past life?

2005-12-08T04:54:00.000-08:00

A day with Draco Malfoy!!!!!

7:00 am Wake up and throw Bludger at house elf for waking me up.
7:01 Go back to sleep.
7:10 Promise father I will be getting up "soon".
7:11 Go back to sleep.
7:20 Mother has That Tone in her voice. Get out of bed.
7:30 Breakfast. Make house elf fetch 10 different flavours of jam, and then decide to have marmalade instead.
8:00 Look in wardrobe and spend some time deciding which pair of leather pants to wear.
8:30 Help father polish his collection of Dark Arts memorabilia. Remind myself that some day this will be mine.
11:30 An owl delivers an envelope. Did Fleur write back? No, just a love letter from Pansy Parkinson. Fold it into shape of a hawk and throw it at house elf.
12:00 pm Lunch. Tell mother horrid stories about the food at Hogwarts, and emphasize how much nicer the food is at Durmstrang.
12:30 Father orders me to work on my school assignments for the summer. Draw a picture of Hermione Granger with huge buck teeth and bushy hair with twigs sticking out of it. Send it to her by owl.
1:00 Sneak into the kitchen and steal cookies. Pour salad oil on the floor for the house elf to slip on.
1:45 Father comes in to inspect my homework. As he lectures, dream of Harry Potter being struck by lightning during a Quidditch match.
2:00 Use Floo Powder to meet up with Crabbe and Goyle at the Leaky Cauldron. Strut into London. Order them to distract Muggle store clerks while I shoplift.
3:30 Stroll down Diagon Alley and spot Ron Weasley. He's staring at a Firebolt in the window of Quality Quidditch Supplies. Drop a spider onto his ice cream cone.
4:00 Return home to play croquet with the neighbours. Hit balls at Millicent Bulstrode whenever possible.
5:30 Watch as father berates house elves for washing the windows so that the sun reflected off of them into his eyes, ruining his game.
6:00 Supper. Listen to father's boasting tales of the Death Eaters. Trip the house elf carrying the treacle pudding.
7:00 Quidditch practice with my Slytherin mates. Paint glasses and lightning scar on the Golden Snitch. Enjoy squeezing it very much.
9:00 Bath time. Coat bathroom walls with bubbles for the house elf to clean up.
10:00 Bedtime snack. Pretend to admire mother's embroidery work. Dream of pouring one of Snape's potions on it.
10:30 Father orders me to bed. Make house elf stand outside my door and bang head on wall so I can listen to the Wizarding Wireless Network without parents telling me to turn it off.
10:45 House elf is knocked unconscious. Go to sleep, dreaming of victory over Mudbloods.